What’s Hot…
A rumour that all the American Idols are going to combine forces and stage a damn, damn powerful concert. It may not be in Singapore, and it may only be a rumour, but, hey, hot enough.
What’s Not…
Loss of lyrics for The Game’s newest album. Hello, no offense, but we’ve heard much of sex, violence and love. Go Nelly and Avril Lavigne, will ya?
Oh what a beautiful Saturday; the start of an excellent holiday/weekend. I am so glad the whole school thing is over temporarily. Summer vacation just rox! Also today I saw the excellent article in Life!” featuring Prada! HOT!
Please help pass the message that Nicholas Sim is gay. The sooner the message gets around, the better.
“Malaysia’s really fun. At least, from my point of view.”
– Michelle Yeoh. I’ll bet you expected this.
I am seriously not impressed with the childish antics of Toh Hong Xiu and Nicholas Sim. Of the whole class, not even Paul Sim or Teo Kok Leong dared to mess with me when I was pissed. Day 4, after the run-in with Yi Fei, I was freakin’ pissed, and they had the cheek to, well, pull childish gags on me when I was napping. Now, I don’t usually do this, especially to another friend who had an amount of involvement, but I have to.
NICHOLAS SIM HAD SEX!
Age: 13
School: Raffles Institution
Where: Malaysian Montage Day 2
People involved: Declined to say
Time: 2.50 am
Look also: Yahoo groups!, e-mails, for very soon this will be a topic of the day
As for Hong Xiu, he already failed his RE, meaning he most likely will stay in Sec 2. I’m his group leader, so I failed him. That’s the reason I like being in charge.
Test my patience.
Featuring my bitchy endeavors throughout my school life…
Day 4
The main event here was thebig catfight between me and some unclassy gorilla called Yi Fei from 2E. I seriously have no idea what his problem was. We were at Kajang, enjoying Kajang satay, and there were no tables at all. I found my bitches friends, and we sat down talking, when the gorilla came and knocked over the satay. I paid him no attention. Then he asked me to get away from the table. I was, like, “‘Cuse me? I’m with friends here.”
He said in an intimidating way, “Go back to your own class.”
I said nonchalantly, “There are no tables here. Are you blind?”
He growled, “Go back now.”
I said, “Or what? You gonna kill me?”
He towered over me and said, “Yes.”
I smiled. That was not classy and absolutely disgusting, using size as a last resort. Was I scared? He wished.
“You know, for a guy so big, your dick is so damn small.” I took a satay stick and poked him.
He grabbed me shirt and I was hardly fazed.
I took up a stick of satay and chewed it. “You might want to let me down now, King Kong.”
He grabbed up my, um, Ketupat-like thingy and squished it before spalshing it all over my food. Oh man, I was mad now.
I grabbed up a handful of squish and threw it at Yi fei’s face. It was gross, but like bitches say, “Desperate idiots call for desperate measures.”
He yelled and threw squish back at me. I snarled, flicked some off my shirt and turned away. “You look disgusting, like you always do. Get yourself cleaned.”
Now Egoistic, which if you recall, is also in 2E, told me to let it go. Now one thing I never do is back off.
Yi Fei grabbed me. I stared right up into his face. He did not scare me at ALL.
Suddenly, I heard, “What’s going on?”
There she was, the resilient beauty of Aileen Chor. Oh, time to change tactics. I went sweet and gooey on her, saying, “Mrs Chor, it was an accident. He misunderstood me.”
She brought us to see Azlan and what followed was highly embarrassing. But only for Yi Fei the idiot. My skin is very thick. Insults can’t even scratch it, let alone little chidings.
Featuring my bitchy endeavors throughout my school life…
Day 3
At night, we were set to watch the fireflies mating dance, which a lot of people said it was spectacular. Unfortunately it rained and henceforth we were unable to take photos or watch much. Still, when we were waiting for the coach 2 pick us up, Leonard Yap, 2E, called me a gay. Now I am NOT A GAY, so I slapped him. Fast, sharp and quick. Then as I headed away, I had no idea Leonard had followed me. I heard soemthing behind me, and I turned and flung my arm up, quickly blocking Leonard’s return slap. I slapped him again. I smiled and said, “Honey, NSAB. You should learn that.”
Leonard frowned. “What’s that?”
I smiled, “Never Slap A Bitch.”
P.S Egoistic came up with, ahem, ‘Prada’ badges for things like bitchy attirbutes. Tacky idea, and with all his ‘ego’, he should come up with something new. Prada badges? No offense, but not even Donatella Versace would agree 2 that!
What’s Hot…
Carrie Underwood winning American Idol! Yeah, yeah, uh-huh, you go gal! I just loveeee her!
What’s Not…
Weezer’s new album Make Believe. Very childish and amateruish. A couple are good, but that’s it. Not worth the lunch allowance.
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