Quote of the Day

“It’s not a big thing, not winning an Emmy. We all know what’s more important in life… winning an Oscar.”
- 57th Primetime Emmy Awards host Ellen DeGeneres during the show

What’s Hot… And NOT!

What’s Hot…
Fear Factor: Reality TV Stars Special. Omarosa from The Apprentice, Reichen from The Amazing Race, and among others, like Jenna Morasca and Ethan Zohn from Survivor. This pits winners against winners and it is a bitchy combination of elements of each show. Omarosa is all business-war, while Jenna is seductive, and Reichen, the gay guy, constantly tries to hit on Ethan. Funny, quirky, full of laughs. A great episode of this popular reality TV show.

What’s Not…
The 57th Annual Emmy Awards ending. It was lacklustre and boring compared to the rest of the show. Ellen DeGeneres, the host, started becoming eccentric at the end, and it was utterly terrible. The other prize presenters started becoming more weird than funny, and it was a real yawner at the end. One thing didn’t change however, Eva Longoria’s clap was excellently poised.

The V in Carlton

Vanessa Carlton is rocking. I love her new track San Franscisco. This song can be obtained by buying the Soundtrack of Charmed, or her album Harmonium. This song is nice and smooth, melodious and fun. It is an amazing track, and very beautiful. With an upbeat tune, and a very strong vocal base, San Franscisco proves that Vanessa Carlton is more than just A Thousand Miles. Very nice, very likeable, very catchy, very good for a happy morning.

**** 4 Stars!

The BITCH Files

Featuring the bitchy endeavors throughout my school life…

If you guys still want more bitchy stuff after that Geog account, that’s fine by me. I was taking the bus home innocently. (Disclaimer: This account has no direct bitchy connections with me, but it’s bitchy nonetheless.) Then some hot auntie wearing Prada and Chanel went onboard, holding some wet market fish and nonsense, which was quite weird. Then the bus driver, some young chap talking on his handphone, drove on. A few stops after T. Plaza, this other auntie with a large bagful of clay pots and soil came onboard and walked forward. Before she could even find a seat, the young driver lunged forward and the bus swerved. This auntie bumped into the OTHER auntie, and she dropped her soil and pots. The fishauntie screamed and leaped up, knocking another student over and taking down an old man as well. The soil spilled out and one pot smashed.

“You KNOCKED INTO ME!” Soilauntie said, screeching.
“What! Your stupid soil touched me first!” Fishauntie screamed back, trying to shake off the little, minute bits of soil.
“Hit me for what?” Soilauntie screamed in Mandarin. “Only a little soil what!”
“I wear expensive clothes!” Fishauntie yelled. “Somemore I got fresh fish here!”
“Your fish cost how much? My pots and soil were gifts from someone!”
“Cheapskate!”
“Sit also can’t sit properly!”
“Dirt should be kept on the ground where it belongs!”
“What do u know?” Soilauntie screamed.

My stop came. I got up, flashed my bus credit pass, and before I got off, I said, “Um, excuse me.” I said in Mandarin. “I think the bus driver drives very madly.” (Jia che hen feng)
As I got off, the aunties joined forces. I hate to think what happened next.

A Geography Terror

Today was about the bitchiest Geog lesson we had EVER had. Ms J. Sim, a certain very pissed off woman, came barrelling into class today, and she made some noise about her having a bad day.
Big deal baby, I have had worse days than you, Lady Marmalade, can ever hope to compare with. So we had a frigginly tough Geog quiz, of which I suspect Jin Kang copied off, and I realized I had deducted three marks already. I’ll bet you’re wondering, How would I know my mistakes?
Because I double-checked lah. I checked against some of my friends’answers and we usually do that – Come on, look at the frigginly-tough Math Tests Beatrice C. sets.
But no, Miss J had to be particularly bitchy and say, “Nope, I’m not collecting any of your scripts because you guys were double-checking and seeing each others’ answers. What if you had changed your answers?” That was very frigginly bitchy. If I wasn’t a student of that school, I would have then and there bitched her off so hard she would have cried. I would have called her a slut, and because she was a teacher she misused her power by going around venting her little baby tantrums.
We all do that. It’s part and parcel of doing tests and quizzes… the checking of answers. Of course, there would be no changing. However, Little Miss Geography Bitch had to whine about it and throw the papers around. Utter bitch she was, and even more bitchier were the students that were actually ’safe’ and hence laughed at us. I would have liked nothing better than to stride over to her fat little body, pull the wig off her head and kick her right in her breast-cancer-infected chest. And then wipe the smirk off the other students’ faces. But I didn’t.
Why?
I guess I was, after all, a student of that school. Ah, the tribulations of not being an adult bitch.

Quote of the Day

“When the going gets tough, the tough bitch off.”
- Fashion designer and R&B star Eve tells us what to do in case of an emergency

The BITCH Files

Featuring the bitchy endeavors throughout my school life…

Sometimes juniors can be SO rude. Of course, I don’t mean myself, because I’m usually more bitchy than rude. I was at the library doing RE stuff (again, frightening Bummer) last Friday, and I picked up some book Animorphs which I used to read when I was younger. Interested, I flipped through it while waiting for the computer to load. Then this TOTALLY INFERIOR sec 1 Librarian came up to me and said, “Are you using this computer?” So I nodded and “Mm”ed. He said, “Did you register?” I said, “Duh.”

He replied, “So are you using it?”
I put down the book, turned to him and said, “What does it look like I’m doing? Eating the computer, is it?”
He was as calm as I was (Bravo, you have the makings of a bitch) and said, “There’s no need to be rude.”
I said, “Whatever.” And waved my hand off.
He said, “You’re a Sec 1 too, so be polite.”

THAT PISSED ME OFF!

(Quote: Alaric) What the bra? Did that guy call me a Sec 1? Because I was reading Animorphs, with a Charmed background in my Novell account and my socks were slightly higher? I was very very pissed, especially since my RE was not going too well (again, Bummer) so I quickly did some work. Then I went up to the front counter. The Sec 1 was talking to one of my frens Sadikin, who was also a prefect. I ignored the Sec 1, jostled in front, and told Sadikin. “I am pissed.”
Sadikin said, “Why?”
Knowing full well that little fat blob was behind me, I said, “Cause a certain Sec 1 called me a Sec 1 and he was very rude. So I am gonna complain.”
Sadikin frowned and said, “So what you want mt to do? Find him is it?”
I turned to the quivering blob behind me and said, “I know who it is.”
The blob was near tears.
To complete it, I said calmly. “Say sorry. And you might want to kowtow too. Cause, you know, I’m your senior.”