“Being a Southern person and a blonde, it’s not a good combination for success. When you meet people, people immediately think you’re a dumb idiot with a flu.”
– It’s the accent, but Reese Witherspoon doesn’t think so!
October 19, 2005
Quote of the Day
What’s Hot… And NOT!
What’s Hot…
Janice Dickinson’s guest appearance on Charmed! In its eighth season, Charmed is looking up better and better. Not only have the plots have improved DRAMATICALLY after that blow-out of a 7th season, but they have funnier, wittier lines and better characters.
Katey Cuoco plays a new witch who’s ready to fight demons like the Halliwell sisters, but have NO idea how to control her powers. If Katey looks familiar, it’s only because she appeared on 8 Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Daughter as the late John Ritter’s oldest and funniest child.
The best is the episode ‘Still Charmed… And Kicking’ which features Paige going to her own funeral, only glamoured as Janice Dickinson! You’ll practically die laughing as Janice(Paige) berates her own death in the whiny and bitchy voice Janice is famous for. The plots improve as the sisters adjust to their new lives. It seems Season 8 is going to be the final season that will really Charm the viewers into an everlasting memory!
What’s Not…
Today was the last day of the CTs. Yet would you believe it if I told you I did NOT have anybody to go out with me? No? I wouldn’t believe it either. But that was what happened. Enough said already!
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Madonna has come out with a new song. Hung Up is part of her new album which takes her to her roots (The Corrs, anyone?) and is hence, a dance album. Very ‘CGI’ed, and beaty, it is about as good as her boobies, which means the songs are all plastic and nothing really worth your WOWs. WOWs are actually just enlarged wows, by the way. Why is it that all I turn to have disappointed me lately? UGH!
What’s Hot… And NOT!
What’s Hot…
POWER 98 and RONIN are coming to RI!!!! AHHHHH! OMG!!!! That’s a big surprise! I found out abt this right before I went to sleep, and I couldn’t get to sleep for a while. I love the whole school invasion concept, what’s even better is that they’re coming to MY school! Whoooo!
What’s Not…
The Corrs new album. It’s been a WAY long time since they came out with a new album, and Borrowed Heaven was, well, heavenly. The new one takes The Corrs back to their roots, which, basically, means they sing old Irish folk songs. Most of the songs are unheard of, and even if they WERE heard of, they don’t leave a mark like So Young, and Angel did. Usually I’m a BIG fan of The Corrs, but this time they sound just flat. Leave the folk songs to Enya, please!
What’s Hot… And NOT!
What’s Hot…
Good ones, Fear Factor producers! The new season of Fear Factor has everything special! No more just plain stunts and plain crap-eating. Now it’s models, reality TV stars, all-females, best friends and couples who do stunts and eat crap! The whole new concept rocks. We were getting sick of watching boring ppl do the same thing over and over again. I just LOVE seeing Omarosa nearly cry. Oh no, she’s gotta be stronger than that.
What’s Not…
Villa Wellness does an America’s Next Top Model! I’m usually A BIGGG Fan of Villa Wellness, but the spates of American TV show rip-offs have been rising lately. Just when we thought something new had arrived, we were wrong. Never mind that the dresses disappeared the way the models disappeared from the group photo in ANTM, but now the photos Ailsa, Lee Huey and Christina took look like a rip-off from ANTM at the Villa judging panel. What’s up with that? Come on, Singapore producers, leaf out of Fear Factor please!
Çommoné Test ovéré!!
Common Tests are finally over! I AM HAPPY! SO HAPPY I actually have nothing on for The BITCH Files. I know what ur thinking, but there’s one more u still owe us! I noe, and that will be zooming up tmr. Meanwhile however, to celebrate this IMMENSELY happy occasion, I shall bring you a record THREE What’s Hot… And NOT! I’m back ppl! Also keep your eyes peeled for FYI and the daily Quote of the Day.
P.S I-m-bitchy M, I noe what you’re thinking, this Commone Test title doesn’t really mean anything in French, but hey, CTs over! Celebrate hippies! Witchstock!
October 10, 2005
Quote of the Day
“I don’t mind being compared to Whitney. There are people miles worse that you can compare me with.”
– This quote, from Mariah Carey, goes out to Alaric!
