You know, I really can’t believe some women.
Yesterday I was going home from watching Black Comedies and Light Tragedies (excellent show, by the way, I recommend everyone to catch it, though last night was their last run…) and I can’t believe what I saw near Clarke Quay MRT.
There was this Lao Ah Ma (LAM), really saggy and wrinkly, clinging on to a young man’s body, and she was completely smooching him in front of the public eye!
I’ll tell you just how disturbing it was!
She was like past 50, but the boyfriend was like 30, and he was young and very muscular and basically a very eligible bachelor. Lao Ah Ma was like some leech, like literally a bloodsucking leech, sticking onto him and sucking all his life out of his body through his mouth!
I really thought, for a moment, I saw LAM actually get younger and more spritely.
Earlier yesterday I also read this article in Saturday special about Africans living in Singapore, immigrated or under one-month’s visitor’s pass from Nigeria and Ghana, etc, to search for a better life here.
On S7 of the Saturday special, it’s mentioned that there’s this 47-year-old woman called Sharifa, who agreed to marry a Nigerian used laptop salesman after only two weeks of courtship, but couldn’t get the ceremony done in time because he had to go back to Nigeria. In the end she called off the wedding over some misunderstanding with loud volume on the TV, which resulted in him slapping her on Valentine’s Day. End of “romance”.
TWO WEEKS? What did u expect?
Then at the end, Sharifa reveals she’s found another Nigerian, and she likes him better because “He supports me in everything I do.”
Wow. I thought only the rich ang-mohs, the white Caucasian male with the scent of money wafting off him, would be in demand. I never thought Africans would prove to be so popular too.
So I thought I saw the SPG (free male ang-moh not included), and I read about the super-desperate-for-black-men-maybe-because-their-dicks-are-known-to-be-big desperate women, but then when I saw the smooching couple at Clarke Quay, I finally went, “NOW I’VE SEEN EVERYTHING!”
All of these just opened my eyes to just how desperate Singaporean women are.
I mean, right now, in JC, the girls are quite the diva-ish. Not ALL okay, so don’t come barking up my tree, but they apparently (as I see it) have the prerogative to choose their boys and play with their men.
That’s fine, but the way I also see it, women degenerate as much as guys. With the exception of Meryl Streep and Hillary Clinton, the older the women get, the less their value is. Just like guys. The older we get, the more pronounced our beer belly and the slower our brains.
So I wonder, I just WONDER, do these women, the lao ah ma and the 47-year-old Nigerian-hunter, think they are still damn attractive and damn valuable and like God’s gift to guys or something?
The way Lao Ah Ma hung off her boyfriend’s arm was like she was proud of him, like he was a toy he could show off, just to emphasize how “young” she still “was”.
Hence, the term ‘toyboy’. Or in this case, ‘victim’.
The way women behave, it’s as if they had all the power in the world. They select their guys, make all the world revolve around them, but in the end their value goes down just as much as us.
See, if the women get abused, or if they get their hearts broken, they really need to slap themselves, instead of slapping the guys involved (like so portrayed in so many movies).
If they get labelled, “SPG Slut-Whore”, or “Rich Bitch Who Owns Toyboys”, it’s their own fault. If their love lives (or lives in general) go down the drain wasted (cue Carrie Underwood), don’t blame the husband who doesnt fuck them or listen to them. They chose to go for the Nigerian group of used laptop salesmen. They chose not to get out of that abusive relationship with the alcoholic. They chose to buy their escort (read: A Prostitute That Listens During Sex) and they chose to parade around known ang-moh hideouts dressed in nothing more than a skimpy, low-cut dress.
Most importantly, when they were younger, when they were at a peak in their still-proper lives, they chose to SELECT their guys, and they chose to nitpick all their boyfriends until in the end, they got someone less than they bargained for in the first place, because the other guys couldn’t wait.
And don’t say that’s not true. There has to be a reason why Sharifa is still unmarried at 47 years old, and from what I know, she’s not a Hollywood actress or a lesbian. There has to be a reason why LAM has a toyboy, and that reason would be even worse if she was already married.
So, girls, your values drops just as much as guys as you get older. Better not choose so much, and compare and contrast until you have nothing left.
After all, you’re not living in Wisteria Lane, and you are most definitely not Carrie Bradshaw.
Unless, Sarah Jessica Parker, you are reading this. Then I have nothing more to say. Except two words: MERYL STREEP.
P.S So what if it’s International Women’s Day? I think I made a good point! Okay, the UN should really help out women in poorer countries more, to get out of the poverty cycle, and women need to step out and stand out to fight for themselves. So, there!
P.P.S And it’s been researched somewhere that women really do choose men that resemble their father in character. During mass lunch last week @ Pizza Hut, Andrea also brought up the study, that because girls couldn’t save their father from the vice of alcohol or smoking, they’ll marry an alcoholic or smoker, just so they can attempt to “save their men” again.
Go, figure.
